Funny SMS (Telugu)

Gaaliki rupam ledu neeruku rangu ledu.
premaku chavu ledu.
snehaniki antam ledu.
naku pani ledu.
neeku burra ledu.
inka chadavadaniki emi le

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Mantri; Maharaja Yudhaaniki Siddham Avvamani Pakka Desam Raju SMS Pampaadu,Emi cheymanduru Prabhu? RAJU; SMS Sending Failed Ani Reply Pampu. 
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Son : nenu school ki vallanu. Mom : endukura.? Son : pani chestanu...! Mom : UKG chadivi emi pani chesthavura Son : LKG girls ki tution chebutha...!!!
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Neekosam Alochimche pratikshanam..na manasu oohalanu rekkaluga chesukuni viharistumdi..Kaani marukshanam kallu maatram oohalanu chudalenu nijalanu tappa ani kanniru kaarustumdi..!!  
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Ram : jivithamlo oka visayam gurthupetuko. . . Shyam : emitadi. . Ram : penpothe konukovachu kani cap pothe konalem. . . So cap jagratha. . Shyam 
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Teacher:-Arey ravi abcd lu cheppu raa.. Ravi:-A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z. Teacher:-BF CD lu evi ra?? Ravi:-vasu gadi bag lo vunai madam 
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Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu 3 frnds unnaru Malligadu 10th chaduvuthunadu pilligadu inter chaduvuthunadu Sollugadu e msg chaduvuthunadu.
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Husband in balcony reading news paper. A donkey came near by. Husband:Darling ur relatives came Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?
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durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai, kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu. kaaranam, naadi battaburra.  
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vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi. neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi. neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi. ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani
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Ad kosam chiru Thumps up taagadu, Pavan manakosam Pepsi taagadu, Trisha sales kosam Fanta taagindhi, Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam Domex ayina taagava...?
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Teacher:Tintu what is the full form

of class?

Tintumon:

C-Come

L-Late

A-And

S-Start

S-Sleeping

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Ninnu marchipodamani Bar kelli Mandhukottanu.

Mandhu kottaka Nigamgane Marchipoyanu.

kaani ninnu kadhu.

Bar Owner ki Bill Kattadam.

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dogs says....... bow bow.

crow says.......kav kav.

i says ......love love.

but u says.....bow bow.

sorry i dont love dogs." 

silliga undi kadha. 

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu.

Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu.

Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi.

Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?

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1stprize: win "25lakhs" car photo.

2nd:"29SONY colour TV" attapette.

3rd:"AMERICAKU" velle aeroplane ki TATA cheppe avakasham.

4th best gift natho lunch chese avakasam adi mee intlone.

dont miss it .. HURRY UP...

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Gaaliki rupam ledu neeruku rangu ledu.

premaku chavu ledu.

snehaniki antam ledu.

naku pani ledu.

neeku burra ledu.

inka chadavadaniki emi ledu ..

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