What is a Teacher???
Who teaches us making plain rice in class AND
Expects from us to cook biryani in exams!!!
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Heart touching lines..
Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much..
But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!
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Thousand words of a teacher do not hurt,
But
The silence of a friend in the
Examination hall brings tears into the eyes
Upcoming Horror Movies for Students
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*Exam Ka Khouf
*Tarapta Student
*Shaitani Books
*Result Wala Jin
*Neend Ki Mout
*Pyasa Examiner
*Ssshhh Result Ane Wala Hai.
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Attitude of a 'STUDENT'
"This paper is too easy for me. How could the examiner make such easy paper. I'll give him another chance to challenge me"
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Offer During Exams
Take chit in exam, scratch & show it to the nearest teacher, and win a free trip to Principal's office, and enjow 1year holiday at home.. Hurry!!! Offer valid during exams only.
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The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! !
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An Analogy For All College Lecturers:
They Teach Us To Make "Plain Rice" In Class
And
Expect From Us To Cook "Biryani" In Exams...!!
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A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...
But,,
A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .
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"Oye Checking Wale Aa Gaye
Apni Apni Parichay Chupa Lo..."
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Education Related Songs:
School=ye dunya ye mehfil mere kaam ki nahi
Tution=Idhar chala main udhar chala jane kahan main kidhar chala
Math=Ajeeb daastan hai ye, kahan shuru kahan khatam.
Science= Aa khushi se khudkushi karle
Exam= Zehrili raatein neenden urr jati hen
Result= Dhak Dhak karne laga, oh mora jiya darne laga
Pass= Aj main uper asman niche, aj main aage zamana hai peche.
Fail= Chhan se jo tute koi sapna jag suna suna lage
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The Funniest Situation
In Student Life We Have
No Idea What to Write
In the Exam Paper And
The Supervisor Comes and Says
Please Cover Your Answer Sheet
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Human Brain Is the Most
Outstanding Object in World
It Functions 24 Hours A Day
365 Days A Year It Functions
Right From The Time We Are Born
And Stop Only When We Enter
The Examination Hall
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What’s The Height of Hope?
It Is: Sitting in the Exam
Hall Holding the Question
Paper in Hand a Telling
Ur Self Dude, Don’t Worry
Exams Will Get Postponed
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Don’t Study = Fail ..(i)
Study = Don’t Fail ..(ii)
Adding (i) and (ii)
Don’t Study + Study = Don’t Fail + Fail
Study (Don’t + 1) = Fail (Don’t + 1)
Therefore, Study = Fail
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How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly
Last 10 mnts relax.
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What is FEAR?
FEAR is that deep
wrenching feeling
When pages of your
Book still smell new
just 1 day before Exam
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The Real Value Of
Infinity Is Known
When We Open The
First Page of Our Text
Book on the Night
Before Exam & See
The Number Of
Pages to Be Read
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