Flirt SMS in English

SMS Flirting

A – U’r Attractive
B – U’r D Best
C – U’r Cute
D – U’r Dear 2 me
E – U’r Excellent
F – U’r Funny
G – U’r Gud Looking
H – He He He
I – I’m
J – Just
K – Kidding

If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

10 advantages of not having a “LOVER”..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don’t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don’t hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won’t hear “aaw.. U r dull today”..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don’t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life…….so be aware of LOVER

Dear January, how r February and march. April is not bad. Tell may, june and July dat august, September and October got accident in november. Urs December.

DO
YOU
KNOW
WHAT IS
MEANT
BY
———-MOBILE——-
M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
so now lets START

One day you’ll ask me: whats more important to you, me or your life? ill say my life and you’ll go and leave without even knowing that you are my life.

Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & I together babes is passion so extreme!

Hey! Cutie… ..yes YOU! you’re smiling again Its bcoz i told u that ur CUTE hey…… Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!

A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallow,
when he was satisfied,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

REMEMBER THESE WORDS ….
LOVE DA LADY BUT DON’T TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADDY

Men, s “F” Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT….!

We’ve known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than FRNDS? Will u be my PARTNER 2 rob a BANK !?

At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping. 2.3 million are falling in love. 4.1 million are eating and only 1 cute is reading this txt 

want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurant
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

I heard that good looks can kill…
.
.
.
.
So, please don’t look at me
.
.
.
.
I don’t wanna see you die.!!!

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.

Think big
Think smart
Think positive
Think beautiful
Think great
I know dis is
2 much 4 u,
so here is a shortcut
Just think about ME!!

What’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much!

Behind your smile, I know there are sorrows. Behind your laughter, I know there are tears. But I want you to know that, behind you is me who always CARE for you…

Angels r moving from door to door today dropping heavenly blessings. I prayed to God they get to your door as they just left mine.

This morning, an angel asked me to go to heaven with him but I refused…. there is no signal. How can I text you?

Think Big…
Think Positive…
Think Smart…
Think Beautiful…
Think Great…
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut…
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too….

A mobile is like women – Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

If You care for me, i care for you, You miss me, i miss you, You like me i like you, You message me, i message you. You forget me, i m sorry that where i’m different from you. i’ll kill you.

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I’m the one u can always depend on!

Sweet fruits r nice eat, sweet words r nice say, but sweet people r really hard find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage find me.

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

If u drop me, I’ll break. If u hold me, I’ll shake. If u need me, I’ll hurry. If u don’t call me, I’ll worry. If u hurt me, I’ll cry. But if u leave me, I’ll die

An important element of friendship is communication, and that’s the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys on my phone. Because I don’t want to cut the line that connects US…

If i were a tear in ur eye, i wood roll down onto ur lips,But if u were a tear in my eye,i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

Its too hard to loose someone
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

If u Punch me, I don’t mind, If u Hurt me, I don’t mind, If u Use bad language me, I don’t mind, If u Insult me, I don’t mind Bcause U R MY “ATM CARD”.

I believe u so much. i trusted u so much but u told my secret to every one. Why did u told every one that i am so beautiful.

Can v do romance in the evening today? I’m in a good mood. Just a little bit of kissing and biting. Reply me soon urs lovingly, “MOSQUITO”.

I want to kill the SWEETEST, SMARTEST, CHARMING, ATTRACTIVE & GOOD LOOKING Person on earth, but then I thought my friend ….

Who’s hot… Its U, Who’s Charming… Its U, Who’s Sweetest.. Its U, Who’s Intelligent… Its U, Who’s dear & near friend… Its U, Who’s a liar.. Its me!

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath, my blood. Cant live without u, if u r not there i m dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Yes I cant live without u,,,, Oxygen.


Never get tired of doing little things to others,

coz sometimes those little things may mean so much to them.
That is why I wont get tired of sending my little Hi to U.

I cant help it, its not by choice,
my heart beats faster, my knees get weak,
my stomach hurts & I can hardly breathe and each & every moment feels brand new,
I just cant help it I am crazy for U!

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(_£___=——/
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(_£___=——/
._I__I_,

Do I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!

Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50.
But you dont worry, flirting is still free.

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright…
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?

Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.

My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
ICU
Or
U C Me.

Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
U = Ur friend

It’s time for me to make a wish for U.……. (wishing) ……… (wishing) ……. done ! Do u know what I asked 4? I asked God to make u happy all day long.

In life when u get troubles, don’t get nervous……just close ur eyes and follow ur HEART…… HEART may be in left….. but it always right! and loves u

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!


Every girls is Smart,

intelligent,
Sweet
Talented
Excellent
Romantic
Sexy. in short form they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.S.

Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly,
Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i…
i rather look at the moon again

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
I need a person for just time pass

Love is the fart
Of every heart.
For when held in,
Doth pain thy host.
But when let out,
Pains others most.

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart,
the second time you made little flames
and now you make my heart burn like hell !

What is the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy
and I smile when you are happy.

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human heart beats 72 times per minute, but even ur heart beats one time also u can alive because 71 times my heart beats for you

If you spent one minute to read this SMS, I feel very happy. Do you know why?
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Because that one minute i am crossing your mind & passing over your heart

My world starts with U..
My life begin with U..
My heart beats 4 U..
My lips smile 4 U..
My soul walk with U..
My dreams start with U..
My cheeks become pink 4 U..

To see light look at the sun, to see love look at the moon, to see hope look at the future, to
see beauty look at the nature, but to see all of this look at the mirror!!

Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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.
.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p

O my dear Valentine
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.

I asked Nokia, Ericsson, Samsung & Motorola to buy you all mobile phones of the of the world 4 U, coz 160 digits are not enough to express my feelings

U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply b urself, a sweet person who touches hearts!

I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind!

If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

U make me feel so right, every day n every night. Let me tell u how much I luv u, from the moment I saw ur face I never ever thought about u being replaced

Some people say happiness is life. Others say it’s freedom & some say it’s money, but happiness for me is just having the opportunity to know u!

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Lives are for living I live for you, Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you; Hearts are for beating mine beats for you, Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?

Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping but it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don’t watch over other angels!

If I were to make a dictionary:
CUTE = you;
SWEET = you;
THOUGHTFULL = you;
GOOD LOOKING = you;
GORGEOUS = you;
LIAR = me!

baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but I always tell the m i dont wanna go cause im addicted to.. YOU

A simple Bye make us cry, A simple Joke make us laugh, simple Care make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me.

We Have 26 Letters In English. But Befor 1947,V Had Only 24 Letters. Do U Kno Y ? Bcoz ‘U’ And ‘I’ Were Not Born At Tat Time..!!

some are made by man , some are made by nature , naturally by god some are made by chemically but I like natural b’coz you are naturally beauty

when the night comes, look at the sky. if you see a falling star, dont wonder why, just make a wish. trust me it will come true.. becoz.. i tried and found u..

Whenever I sit alone, I just look at my hand and see the criss-cross lines and wonder which special line made me so lucky 2 get a person like you..

there are 50 angels in the world.
25 are sleeping,
15 are working,
5 are playing,
4 are praying
and 1?
1 is reading my sms..

Someone asked me to describe U in a Sentence!
I said, AN INDIVIDUAL WHO MAKES PLACE IN OTHERS’ HEART WITHOUT EVEN KNOCKING AT IT..

you cannot read the expression in my eyes.
but my lips cannot say what i feel.how can i reveal my feelings? you are the only one i cannot live without you

A Sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend.
.
Boy: U r d second most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen!
.
Girl: Who’s the first?
.
Boy: It’s YOU When u smile… ;->

The air we breath keep us alive,
But if 1 day the air in this world become too limited for us.
Don’t worry cause
I will be willing to hold my breath
even for a million years just to see you alive,,,,

If I was a fish in the sea
I would love to be
Right next to thee.
Nibbling at your toes
Peaking at your nose
Moving down to see
Your beautiful
Round
Knee.

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I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn’t a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!

If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!

If you say my eyes are beautiful it’s because they’re looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.

It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!

Reasons Reasons…
Deres alwyz a reason 4 everthng…
Resn 2 Luv,
Resn 2 Hate,
Resn 2 Live,
Resn 2 Die,
Resn 2 Laugh,
Resn 2 Cry,
But if u can’t find a resn 2 Smile..
can l be the resn 4 a while…??

I lie on the ground,
and stare in2 space,
the stars start to move,
into the shape of your face.

I got a x-ray 2 day and they found u in my heart.
the doctor said if they took u out i would die coz i could not
live without u

If you delete this sms.
You love me,
If you keep it,
You want me,
If you ignore it,
You adore me,
If you send it back,
You can’t live without me Now what will u do? Tell me !!

If I get a chance to go to Moon,My great wish is I will draw your face on the Moon So that through out the night, wherever I go I can see your face.

This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… It’s me who live for you.

I have never enjoyed anyone’s company as much as yours no matter what we’re doing and I just want to be right next to you for the rest of my life.

when i stand in front of a mirror am not able 2 see me!! am just able 2 see you!!!!
it shows that u have completely conquered me …!!! your in me!!!!!!

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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!

Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u’ll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.

U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don’t know what I mean 2 u, but u’ll always be special 2 me.

All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who’d b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who’d b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.

Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.

Don’t send any messages, I don’t want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.

If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

Hello!! What’s wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

I don’t care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.

In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry

I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me