Marriage Text SMS in English

Marriage Text SMS Messages

A Tiger was giving wedding party to his friends..
A Cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who r u ?
Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage…….
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Marriage Text SMS Messages

 

Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

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Marriage Text SMS Messages

One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
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Marriage Text SMS Messages

I LOVE U Are Words Just Three,
Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY.
So, This Is What I Want To Say,
Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay…
Happy Married life dear.
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Marriage Text SMS Messages

2 keep ur marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you r wrong, admit it,
Whenever you’re right, shut up.
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Marriage Text SMS Messages

Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship.
Duffer man + intelligent girl=Love.
Intelligent man+ duffer girl=Dates.
Duffer man+ duffer girl= Love marriage
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Marriage Text SMS Messages

Philosophy Of Life :
” At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !
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Marriage Text SMS Messages

Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .
Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .
Both Are Mistaken
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Marriage Text SMS Messages

When you Look At Me
When you look at me my heart melts
Your eyes smile and twinkle with love
With just a look you say I love you
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Marriage Text SMS Messages

At a health forum, speaker asked: What food causes the most suffering for years after eating it?
After a long silence, an old man replied Wedding Cake! Of course!
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SMS For Marriage

A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
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Marriage Text SMS Messages

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
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Marriage Text SMS Messages (English)

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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Marriage Text SMS Messages (English)

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighborhood
table n wish you”d ordered that…
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Marriage Text SMS Messages (English)

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
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Marriage Text SMS Messages (English)

First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
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Marriage Text SMS Messages (English)

The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
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Marriage Text SMS Messages (English)

Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)”
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Marriage Text SMS Messages (English)

Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
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Marriage Text SMS Messages (English)

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding .
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Marriage Text SMS Messages (English)

A Couple Before Marriage
“MAD” For Each Other …
After Marriage
“MADE” For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
“MAD” Because Of Each Other…
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Marriage Text SMS Messages (English)

”MARRIAGE”
Is Nature’s Way
Of Preventing
”PEOPLE”
From Fighting With
”STRANGERS” … ;->
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Marriage Text SMS Messages (English)

Don’t Marry The Person ,
You Want To Live With…
Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without…
But
Remember
Whatever You Do,
You Will Regret It Later… ;->
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Marriage SMS

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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.
.
.
“Yet to be seen”
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Marriage Text SMS Messages (English)

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a MARRIED MAN!
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Marriage Text SMS Messages (English)

Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
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Marriage Text SMS Messages (English)

True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
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Marriage Text SMS Messages (English)

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didn’t notice
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Marriage Text SMS Messages (English)

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Marriage Text SMS Messages (English)

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!
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Marriage Text SMS Messages (English)

It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
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Marriage Text SMS Messages (English)

When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
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