Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."
He sent another text,
"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary
at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"
Shetext back, "OMG really?"
Husband replied,
"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message".
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Wife Looking In The Mirror I Look Horrible, Fat And Ugly, Please Say Something Nice To Me
Husband: Your Eye Sight Is Perfect
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Wife: Yesterday-Night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewelry And Clothes
Husband: Yeah, I Saw Your Dad Paying The Bill
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1st They Enter Your Life, Scan Your Pockets
Transfer Money, Edit Your Mind
Download Their Problems
Delete Your Smile And Hang You Forever
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Love Is Life
Life Is Wife
Wife Is Knife
And
Knife Is Dangerous
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3 Qualities in Wife
Economist in Kitchen, Artist in Home, Devil in Love
But they get: Artist in Kitchen, Devil in Home, Economist in Love
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Husband: Today Is Sunday & I Have To Enjoy It.
So I Bought 3 Movie Tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: 1 for U and 2 for Ur Parents.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one |
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