Pilichina ranantava,sms cheyanantava, busy ga unnanantava ooo,phone kuda cheyyanantava...., samayam kadantava, balance ledantava frnduu...
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''Prajarajyaniki'' swaagatham palukuthu nava samaaja nirmananiki naandi palukuthu yuvasakthi tharapuna e suresh subabhinandhanalu...''Jai chiranjeeva''.
>----> >---->
Po banam po naku msg pampani valla brain lo poi guchu.
<---< <----< ye enti thirigi vachav?
?
?
Sorry boss valla ki brain ledu. (pradeep)
Nuvvu Maa Colony Ki Cycle Meeda Ravali Konchem Navvali, Konchem Siggu Padali, Konchem Bhaya Padali, Inka Gatti Gattiga aravali "Pata Samaanulu Kontam"Ani.
Matalalo cheppalenidi..,
bhavalalo chupalenidi..,
naa chinni guppetlo
dachina ni sneham enta
goppadi? Ani adigite....
Vivarinchaleni maunam medi.
Bhasha kanna goppadi bhavam....
Bhavam kanna goppadi abhimanam....
Abhimanam kanna goppadi aasha....
Aasha kanna goppadi aanandam....
Aanandam gaa undali neevu kalakaalam oh! nestam....
Suryunitho pamputhuna abhimanapu kiranani.....
.
.
Chiru gaalulatho pamputunanu aaradhana raagaanni.....
.
.
Ee sms ni pamputhunna neevu sadaa anadamga vundalani.....
.
Messages levu..
Phone ledu..
Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu
Naaku tension gaa vundi..
Eni ayyindi?
Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?
TWO ANTS DRUNK AND WENT NEAR AN ELEPHANT.ONE ANT SAID IPPUDURARA NA KODAKA CHUSUKUNDHAM.THE OTHER SAID POONI MAMA MANAM IDDARAM VAADU OKKADE.
Kanulaku vishranthi kalipisthu!!!
Kalaka ku swagatham palukuthu yadhalo
Vedukolu cheptu
Haiga nidurinchu nedthama
Sai kumar famous dialog:
exam lo kanipinche 3 paperlu...
question paper, answer paper, hall ticket,
aite
kanapadani aa 4 papere ra slip
SHAKILA: amma na pelli appudu chestav? enka enni rojulu agali
MOM: 1 min agamma pelli koduku msg chaduvutunnadu tanu navvite pelli kayam.....
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz nenu abcd lu rasi pampistunna nuvvu 123 lu raasi pampinchu.......keep smiling
Dad: if u pass the exam I'll present 1 cycle
Son:i fail?
Dad:i'll present u 10 cycles
Son:why 10 dad?
Dad: To open cycle shop
Elephant:Darling nuvvu oppukunte ninnu pelli chesukunta.
Ant:ennisarlu cheppali ma entilo inter cast marriages opukoru. Nannu marachipo dear.
Teacher say students 2 write an essay on cricket match
All were busy in writing except sardar
.
.
.
.
He wrote "Due to rain, No match"
Teacher: If a=b,b=c then a=c, can u tell me one more example of this type?
Student: I love my teacher,teacher love her daughter so i love teacher's daughter......
Sardar: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.
Friend: Then what happend?
Sardar: Nothing, she married the post man.
Sardarji fixed his marriage on may 2nd. He sent invitation to his friends
like this--------->
"Marriage is on May 2nd plz come on 1st night and help me..............
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
press down.....
Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaanu..
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.
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Cell phonulo message mathrame vasthundi. giftlu raavu. Ye oorumandi??
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hi,eanti sms cheyyadam ledu enduku..recharge cheyaleda?ok
recharge card no:pampistunna. press down
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ikkada blade tho geeku....
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TWO ANTS DRUNK AND WENT NEAR AN ELEPHANT.ONE ANT SAID IPPUDURARA NA KODAKA CHUSUKUNDHAM.THE OTHER SAID POONI MAMA MANAM IDDARAM VAADU OKKADE.
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6 birds were sitting on a tree.A hunter saw that and shot over tree.5 birds flew away. but one bird was sitting.
Y...?
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balupu(neelage)..
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7 kondalavada venkata ramana govinda govinda. Swamy naaku FEB 14 kalla oka maanchi lover dorikithe E SMS chadivevallaki gundu kottistha.
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kanulaku vishranthi kalipisthu!!!
kalaka ku swagatham palukuthu
yadhalo
vedukolu cheptu
haiga nidurinchu
nesthama.
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aeroplane:rocket nuvu yenduku fast ga potunavu
rocket:ne guduki nepu antista telustundi
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Nepolian:impossible ane padham na dictionary lo ne ledu.............
sardar:ippudu badhapadi e'm labham adhi konetappudu chuskovali
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Teacher: Etraa Kalyan Geetha Ni Muddu Adigavanta Ollu Ela Undhi.
Teacher:Tintu what is the full form
of class?
Tintumon:
C-Come
L-Late
A-And
S-Start
S-Sleeping
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"Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
************************************I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
A Question Asked In A Talent Test
If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?
The Answer Came:
"Why Should I ?************************************
Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 cracks r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill...
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Docter to tintumon:u will die
within 2 hours.Do u want to see any
one before u die?
Tintumon:Yes,A GOOD DOCTER
Family Jokes SMS
Husband: Osay…! Eroju yemi kura chesav..?
Wife: Gannerupappu
Hus: Nite ravadam late avuthundi, Nuvve thinesi paduko..!
Good Night..!''Prajarajyaniki'' swaagatham palukuthu nava samaaja nirmananiki naandi palukuthu yuvasakthi tharapuna e suresh subabhinandhanalu...''Jai chiranjeeva''.
>----> >---->
Po banam po naku msg pampani valla brain lo poi guchu.
<---< <----< ye enti thirigi vachav?
?
?
Sorry boss valla ki brain ledu. (pradeep)
Nuvvu Maa Colony Ki Cycle Meeda Ravali Konchem Navvali, Konchem Siggu Padali, Konchem Bhaya Padali, Inka Gatti Gattiga aravali "Pata Samaanulu Kontam"Ani.
Matalalo cheppalenidi..,
bhavalalo chupalenidi..,
naa chinni guppetlo
dachina ni sneham enta
goppadi? Ani adigite....
Vivarinchaleni maunam medi.
Bhasha kanna goppadi bhavam....
Bhavam kanna goppadi abhimanam....
Abhimanam kanna goppadi aasha....
Aasha kanna goppadi aanandam....
Aanandam gaa undali neevu kalakaalam oh! nestam....
Suryunitho pamputhuna abhimanapu kiranani.....
.
.
Chiru gaalulatho pamputunanu aaradhana raagaanni.....
.
.
Ee sms ni pamputhunna neevu sadaa anadamga vundalani.....
.
Messages levu..
Phone ledu..
Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu
Naaku tension gaa vundi..
Eni ayyindi?
Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?
TWO ANTS DRUNK AND WENT NEAR AN ELEPHANT.ONE ANT SAID IPPUDURARA NA KODAKA CHUSUKUNDHAM.THE OTHER SAID POONI MAMA MANAM IDDARAM VAADU OKKADE.
Kanulaku vishranthi kalipisthu!!!
Kalaka ku swagatham palukuthu yadhalo
Vedukolu cheptu
Haiga nidurinchu nedthama
Sai kumar famous dialog:
exam lo kanipinche 3 paperlu...
question paper, answer paper, hall ticket,
aite
kanapadani aa 4 papere ra slip
SHAKILA: amma na pelli appudu chestav? enka enni rojulu agali
MOM: 1 min agamma pelli koduku msg chaduvutunnadu tanu navvite pelli kayam.....
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz nenu abcd lu rasi pampistunna nuvvu 123 lu raasi pampinchu.......keep smiling
Dad: if u pass the exam I'll present 1 cycle
Son:i fail?
Dad:i'll present u 10 cycles
Son:why 10 dad?
Dad: To open cycle shop
Elephant:Darling nuvvu oppukunte ninnu pelli chesukunta.
Ant:ennisarlu cheppali ma entilo inter cast marriages opukoru. Nannu marachipo dear.
Teacher say students 2 write an essay on cricket match
All were busy in writing except sardar
.
.
.
.
He wrote "Due to rain, No match"
Teacher: If a=b,b=c then a=c, can u tell me one more example of this type?
Student: I love my teacher,teacher love her daughter so i love teacher's daughter......
Sardar: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.
Friend: Then what happend?
Sardar: Nothing, she married the post man.
Sardarji fixed his marriage on may 2nd. He sent invitation to his friends
like this--------->
"Marriage is on May 2nd plz come on 1st night and help me..............
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
---------------------------------------------------------------
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
press down.....
Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaanu..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Cell phonulo message mathrame vasthundi. giftlu raavu. Ye oorumandi??
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
hi,eanti sms cheyyadam ledu enduku..recharge cheyaleda?ok
recharge card no:pampistunna. press down
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
||||||||||||||
ikkada blade tho geeku....
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TWO ANTS DRUNK AND WENT NEAR AN ELEPHANT.ONE ANT SAID IPPUDURARA NA KODAKA CHUSUKUNDHAM.THE OTHER SAID POONI MAMA MANAM IDDARAM VAADU OKKADE.
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6 birds were sitting on a tree.A hunter saw that and shot over tree.5 birds flew away. but one bird was sitting.
Y...?
.
.
.
.
balupu(neelage)..
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7 kondalavada venkata ramana govinda govinda. Swamy naaku FEB 14 kalla oka maanchi lover dorikithe E SMS chadivevallaki gundu kottistha.
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kanulaku vishranthi kalipisthu!!!
kalaka ku swagatham palukuthu
yadhalo
vedukolu cheptu
haiga nidurinchu
nesthama.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
aeroplane:rocket nuvu yenduku fast ga potunavu
rocket:ne guduki nepu antista telustundi
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Nepolian:impossible ane padham na dictionary lo ne ledu.............
sardar:ippudu badhapadi e'm labham adhi konetappudu chuskovali
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Teacher: Etraa Kalyan Geetha Ni Muddu Adigavanta Ollu Ela Undhi.
Kalyan: Meere Kada Sir Emayina Kaavalantee Geeta Adagandi
Ani Chepparu
Ramu
: Aa Doctor Nakili Doctor Ani Yetlaa Kanipettavu?
Somu : Kuttinchu Kovadaaniki Tailor Dhukaanaaniki Vellamannaaduraa
Somu : Kuttinchu Kovadaaniki Tailor Dhukaanaaniki Vellamannaaduraa
Ramu
: Ye Cake Tinalemo Thelusaa?
Somu : Theliyadam Ledhuraa
Ramu: Detergent Cake
Somu : Theliyadam Ledhuraa
Ramu: Detergent Cake
Wife:
Vinandi... Manam E Varam Motam Cinema Chudam, Aa Taruvata Varam shopping
Chedaam
Husband: Aa Taruvata Varam Manam Temple Veldam
Wife: Eduku?
Husband: Bicham Adukovadaniki.
Husband: Aa Taruvata Varam Manam Temple Veldam
Wife: Eduku?
Husband: Bicham Adukovadaniki.
Principal:
Write Ur Father Name In English.
Student: Temple Steps Water King.
Principal: Are U Joking
Student: No Sir, I Am Serious. My Father Name Is Gudi Metla Ganga Raju.
Student: Temple Steps Water King.
Principal: Are U Joking
Student: No Sir, I Am Serious. My Father Name Is Gudi Metla Ganga Raju.
Dad:
Pakkanti Ammaini Chudara, 1st Class Lo Pass Ayindi......
Son:Ala Chudatum Valle,Nenu Fail Ayindi.
Son:Ala Chudatum Valle,Nenu Fail Ayindi.
Father:
Entra Mummy Mounga Kurchindi..?
Son: Em Ladu Pappa Mummy Lipstic Adigite Fevistic Ichanu Anthe....
Son: Em Ladu Pappa Mummy Lipstic Adigite Fevistic Ichanu Anthe....
Teacher:
Elephant Peddana? Cheema Peddana?
Student: Teacher Meru Date Of Birth Chepithe Evaru Peddano Chepochu!!!!
Student: Teacher Meru Date Of Birth Chepithe Evaru Peddano Chepochu!!!!
Ram
Hotel Ku Veltdau
Ram:Barer Oka Coffee Tesukara.
Baraer:50/-Sir
Ram:Ne Bonda Eduru Shop Lo 50ps Antadu
Barer:Adi Ne Bonda Adi Xerox Center Adi Xerox Copy....Hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa
Ram:Barer Oka Coffee Tesukara.
Baraer:50/-Sir
Ram:Ne Bonda Eduru Shop Lo 50ps Antadu
Barer:Adi Ne Bonda Adi Xerox Center Adi Xerox Copy....Hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa
Dad:Entira
Me Mummy Monanga Kurchundi
Son:Mummy Naku Lip Stick Adigindi Nenu Fevi Stick Ichanu..
Son:Mummy Naku Lip Stick Adigindi Nenu Fevi Stick Ichanu..
Ne
Kallu Nemali Kallu
Ne Mukku Chilaka Mukku
Ne Nadaka Hamsa Nadaka
Ne Palukulu Kokila Ganam
Yameto Okkati Manisi Polika Ledhu. Zoo Ki Try Cheya
Ne Mukku Chilaka Mukku
Ne Nadaka Hamsa Nadaka
Ne Palukulu Kokila Ganam
Yameto Okkati Manisi Polika Ledhu. Zoo Ki Try Cheya
Teacher:Students
In The Final Xms Everybody Should Get 75% Marks...
Student:We R Trying 4 100% Sir!
Teacher:R U Joling?
Student:Nee Yabba! Joke Evadra Mundu Start Chesindi?
Student:We R Trying 4 100% Sir!
Teacher:R U Joling?
Student:Nee Yabba! Joke Evadra Mundu Start Chesindi?
Oka
Abbai Valla Nannatho Antunnadu Nanna Nenu 10th Pass Aiethe Naku Yemisthav?
Nanna : Cycle Konisthanu. Doctorni Chestanu
Koduku : Mari Fail Aiethe?
Nanna : Boledu Cycle Tetchi Estanu
Koduku : ???
Nanna : Cycle Mechanicni Chestanu
Nanna : Cycle Konisthanu. Doctorni Chestanu
Koduku : Mari Fail Aiethe?
Nanna : Boledu Cycle Tetchi Estanu
Koduku : ???
Nanna : Cycle Mechanicni Chestanu
Teacher
: Bhumipai Oldest Animal Yedi?
Student : Zeebra
Teacher : Yela?
Student : Enka Adi Black & White Lone Vundi
Student : Zeebra
Teacher : Yela?
Student : Enka Adi Black & White Lone Vundi
Teacher:
Oray Naga, Shabda Kaalushyam Nivarinchalantey Emcheyyali Raa?
Naga(Student): Chevulu Moosukovali Saar.
Naga(Student): Chevulu Moosukovali Saar.
Basha-1
Subjt Chadivithe Anni Subjts Chadivi Nattu Narasimha-Athiga Chadive Aadadi Athi
Ga Copy Kotte Magadu Pass Ainatu Charitra Lo Ledu. Baba-Chadivindi Gorantha
Chadavalsindi Kondantha. Shivaji-Naanna Pandule Ipudu Chaduvuthai Simham Xam
Roju Chaduvutundi. Arunachalam-Aa Lecturer Bhodhisthadu E Arunachalam Vini
Vadilesthadu. Sridhar-Nuv Chadavanidi Exam Lo Rakunda Podu Chadivindi Ennatiki
Gurturadu...
Wife:
Abba Endukandi Na Medadu Thintaru
Husband: Cha Urko E Vvaryna Chuste Nijame Anukuntaru, Leni Medadunu Ela Thintanu
Husband: Cha Urko E Vvaryna Chuste Nijame Anukuntaru, Leni Medadunu Ela Thintanu
A
Depressed Engg Student Went 2 Railway Track 4 Sucide. Train Is Coming Closr
& Closer But He Studenly Came Out Of Track & Said Ammo!!
Repu Assignment
Submit Cheyali.
Repu Assignment
Submit Cheyali.
Mahamanthri:
Maharaja Yuddaniki Siddam Avamani Pakka Deshapu Raju Sms Pampadu. Reply Emani
Pampamanduru Prabu..?
Maharaju: Sms Sending Feild Ani Thippi Pampu..!
Maharaju: Sms Sending Feild Ani Thippi Pampu..!
College
Stating Day
Boy:Ni Peru Enti .?
Girl: Nannu Andaru "Akka" Ani Pilustharu.
Boy: Wow What A Co Incedent. Nannu Andaru "Bava" Ani Pilustharu.
Boy:Ni Peru Enti .?
Girl: Nannu Andaru "Akka" Ani Pilustharu.
Boy: Wow What A Co Incedent. Nannu Andaru "Bava" Ani Pilustharu.
Oka
Ammai Undedi,
Roju Chusedi,
Chusthu Navvedi,
Navvuthu Pata Paadedi,
Paaduthu Siggu Padedi,
Nenu Anukunna Prema Ani,
Tharuvatha Thelisindi Pichhidani...!
Roju Chusedi,
Chusthu Navvedi,
Navvuthu Pata Paadedi,
Paaduthu Siggu Padedi,
Nenu Anukunna Prema Ani,
Tharuvatha Thelisindi Pichhidani...!
Oka
Intlo Kodalu Atta Godava Padutuntaru Pakkinti Ayana Vacchi Era Me Vallu
Kotladutunte Nuv Evari Pakka Nilchuntavu Goda Pakka Ra
Entha
Jaali Gunde Needhi.......
Naa Kallu Nagnanga Unnayani....
Prathi Rooju Kanneti Poralatho Kapputhuntavu.
Naa Kallu Nagnanga Unnayani....
Prathi Rooju Kanneti Poralatho Kapputhuntavu.
Prema
Anedi Pamu Lantidi Paditea Aadutundi Kadilistea Kaatestundi Aaaaaaaaa Kshanam
Kosamea Andaru Eduruchustntaru Punnami Ratri Vastea Antea Pandagea Pandaga
Kondaru
Dad Avutaru Andaru Kaaleru Kondaru Mom Avutaru Andaru Kaaleru Kani Andaru
Friends Avutaru Manalaga
Kurro....
Kurru....
Dora Ipudu Niku Oka Chakkani Chukka Chupista
.
.
Bagunda Dora Chukka.....
Dora Ipudu Niku Oka Chakkani Chukka Chupista
.
.
Bagunda Dora Chukka.....
Neemounamuto
Naku Mata Ravatamledu Nee
Choputho Naku Margam Kanipinchuta Ledu
Yetu Chuseena Nee Rupame Prathikshanam
Nee Alochanale
Choputho Naku Margam Kanipinchuta Ledu
Yetu Chuseena Nee Rupame Prathikshanam
Nee Alochanale
Chirunavvutho
Ahvaniste
Chiti Nundi Lechi Vasta
Maru Janmaku Mata Iste
Ekshname Maranista
Chiti Nundi Lechi Vasta
Maru Janmaku Mata Iste
Ekshname Maranista
Malligadu,
Pilligadu & Sollugadu 3 Friends Unnaru,
Malligadu 10th Chaduvutunnadu,
Pilligadu Inter Chaduvutunnadu &
Sollugadu E Msg Chaduvutunnadu.
Malligadu 10th Chaduvutunnadu,
Pilligadu Inter Chaduvutunnadu &
Sollugadu E Msg Chaduvutunnadu.
Kurro
Kurru
Konda Devara Paluku.
Unnadi Unnattu Seputanu.
Nikosam Sakkanisukka Unnadi Dora
Kindasudu!
.
.
.
Sukka Bagunda Dora!
Konda Devara Paluku.
Unnadi Unnattu Seputanu.
Nikosam Sakkanisukka Unnadi Dora
Kindasudu!
.
.
.
Sukka Bagunda Dora!
Navy
Lo Job Undi Chestava...
Salary: 50000...
Job: Em Ledu Epudaina Ship Agipothe Dhigi Thoyyali Anthe..
Salary: 50000...
Job: Em Ledu Epudaina Ship Agipothe Dhigi Thoyyali Anthe..
W :
Eamandi Neanu Miku Okati Cheputha Kani Tittodhu
H : Cheppu
W : Neanu Eppudu Garbavathi Nandi
H : Adi Anadham Mina Visham Kadha Neanu Eandhuku Kodatha
W : Emo Nandi Pelli Kaka Mundhu Ma Dad Ki Ela Chepthenea Kottaru
H : A..........
W : Neanu Eppudu Garbavathi Nandi
H : Adi Anadham Mina Visham Kadha Neanu Eandhuku Kodatha
W : Emo Nandi Pelli Kaka Mundhu Ma Dad Ki Ela Chepthenea Kottaru
H : A..........
Niku
Okati Chupistha
Cupistha Annaga Eandhuku Mari
Tiki Tiki Mani Nokku Thunav
Cupistha Annaga Eandhuku Mari
Tiki Tiki Mani Nokku Thunav
Pellam:Pakkintaina
Vala Bharyani Cinemaki Tisukavellaaru Mari Meeru Unarenduku?
Moguds:Nenu Tesulikelite Bagundadu Kadee
Pellam"??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pellam"??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Latha:Yemma!
Monna Mee Bharta Baavilo Padi Chanipoyadataga?
Rangamma:Avunamma
Latha:Mari Ippudu Meeremichestunnaru?
Rangamma:Kulaai Neru Vaadukuntunnamu.
Rangamma:Avunamma
Latha:Mari Ippudu Meeremichestunnaru?
Rangamma:Kulaai Neru Vaadukuntunnamu.
Ninnu
Chudalani Anipinchinapudu Addham Mundu Niluchuni Prathibimbaanni Chusthanu.
Ni Peru Vinalani Anipichinappudu Na Gunde Pu Cheyi Vesi Gunde Chappudu Vintanu.
Ni Sparsha Kavalani Anipinchinapudu Chirugalilo Niluchoni Chethulu Chachi Nannu Nenu Hatthukuntanu.
Idanta...........
Nivu Levanna Brama Kadu
Nalo Nivu Vunnavanna Dheema...............
Ni Peru Vinalani Anipichinappudu Na Gunde Pu Cheyi Vesi Gunde Chappudu Vintanu.
Ni Sparsha Kavalani Anipinchinapudu Chirugalilo Niluchoni Chethulu Chachi Nannu Nenu Hatthukuntanu.
Idanta...........
Nivu Levanna Brama Kadu
Nalo Nivu Vunnavanna Dheema...............
Nedhrapattadam
Laydaaaa ???
Nedhra Pattadaneke Oka Mantram Chebutha..Ok ...
Kanuku Moosukone ...
*Om Nedhra Pattalayana Mahaa
*Om Nedra Baga Pattalyana Mahaaa
*Om Nedhra Manchi Kalalu Ravalaynamaaaa
Ane 10000 Sarlujapenchali
Appudu ... Nedhra Potundhi
Chakkagaaa Cht Chesukovachu Night Antha
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Nedhra Pattadaneke Oka Mantram Chebutha..Ok ...
Kanuku Moosukone ...
*Om Nedhra Pattalayana Mahaa
*Om Nedra Baga Pattalyana Mahaaa
*Om Nedhra Manchi Kalalu Ravalaynamaaaa
Ane 10000 Sarlujapenchali
Appudu ... Nedhra Potundhi
Chakkagaaa Cht Chesukovachu Night Antha
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Prema
Goppadee!! Kani Prema Kanna Jeevatham Goppadi!!
Premani Pradarshinchadaniki Mundu Jeevathanni Therchi
Diddukovali,
Appudu Okari Gurunchi Aalochinchadam Prema Kadhu
Maanasekanga Alasipoinappudu Gurthuku Ravadam Prema,
Aa Gruthu Ravadam Lo Haayee Prema”””
Appudu Okari Gurunchi Aalochinchadam Prema Kadhu
Maanasekanga Alasipoinappudu Gurthuku Ravadam Prema,
Aa Gruthu Ravadam Lo Haayee Prema”””
Ramu:Oray
Railway Lo Jobs Paddai Ra Salary Vachi 40,000 Ra Pani Emi Undadhu..
Ravi:Pls Ra Naku Oka Application Tesuko Ra Pls
Ramu:Sarle Gani Endho Lo Okka Punch Ichadu Ra
Ravi:Emti Ra Adhi..
Ramu:Train Light Arinappudu Patallu Medha Nuchi Parigatti Train Ki Dari Chupinchalli Ra... Antha
Ravi:Pls Ra Naku Oka Application Tesuko Ra Pls
Ramu:Sarle Gani Endho Lo Okka Punch Ichadu Ra
Ravi:Emti Ra Adhi..
Ramu:Train Light Arinappudu Patallu Medha Nuchi Parigatti Train Ki Dari Chupinchalli Ra... Antha
Bommani
Giste Kukkaindi,
Daggariki Velte Bow Bow Andi,
Sarle Papam Ani Biscuit Veste Adi Tarmi Tarmi Karichindi
Daggariki Velte Bow Bow Andi,
Sarle Papam Ani Biscuit Veste Adi Tarmi Tarmi Karichindi
Chala
Speedga Chaduvu
Aat,T,T,T,T,T,T,T,T,T,T,T, Taa T,T,T,T,T,T Aa T,T,T,T,T,T Verry Chala Baga 'Tea' Ammuthunnav
Keep It Up ;;;;
Aat,T,T,T,T,T,T,T,T,T,T,T, Taa T,T,T,T,T,T Aa T,T,T,T,T,T Verry Chala Baga 'Tea' Ammuthunnav
Keep It Up ;;;;
Neeku oka vishyam chepte chala happy ga feel avtav! GUESS Cheyi… Nenu cheppindi GUESS Cheyamani, PRESS Cheyamani Kadu…
Nenu Ne Msg Kosam Goda mida ballila, tap kinda bindala, gutilo nakkala eduruchustunte…. Nuv emo buradalo pandilla balisina dunnala na msg chaduvutunava….
Parisaralu Marina Paristitulu Marina, Duralu Perigina kalalu Tarigina, Abimaniche Manusiki Anubhuti Okatey, karige Kalam lo cherige poni guthuga raktha bhandane kaka poyena e “SNEHA” bhandani gurthinchu ko….
0% Nee Kopam Kavali, 30% Nee SMS Kavali, 50% Nee Help Kavali, 80% Nee Talk Kavali, 90% Nee Chirunavvu kavali, 100% Nee SNEHAM Kavali…
Ad kosam chiru “Thumps up” taagadu,Pavan manakosam “Pepsi” taagadu,Trisha sales kosam “Fanta” taagindhi,Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam “Domex” ayina taagava…?
Durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai, kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu. kaaranam, naadi battaburra
Messages levu.. Phone ledu.. Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu Naaku tension gaa vundi.. Eni ayyindi? Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?
Nee premanu pondalenemo kaani ninnu preminchagalanu… Neetho kalasi jeevincha lenemo kaani neekai maraninchagalanu… Neelo nenu lekapoyina Naa Swasa lo nuvai Nindi unavu. Nenu maranichina Ee gaalilo swasai ninnu cheruthu neelo Kalisi poovalani Aasha tho Unnanu
Ninnu chudakunda vunda leke potunnanu.. Neevu vundagalavani telusukunnanu… Neela vundalani prayatnistunnanu.. Ninnu maaramani nenu adagalenu.. Endhukante Okaru cheppadamvalla kalige prema prema .kaadu. Mansulo nunchi puttede nigamaina Prema
Jeevitham anedhi oka thota lantidhi,aa thota lo manam thota koora lantivallam,thota koora tho koora cheyochu kani charu cheyalemsambar cheyalam shocking ga unnaidhi jevitha satyam,ilanti samayam lone gunde gulab jam cheskovali…lendanty life lavagam aipothadi…..!
Bhasha kanna goppadi bhavam…. Bhavam kanna goppadi abhimanam…. Abhimanam kanna goppadi aasha…. Aasha kanna goppadi aanandam…. Aanandam gaa undali neevu kalakaalam oh! nestam..(
Matalalo cheppalenidi.., bhavalalo chupalenidi.., naa chinni guppetlo dachina ni sneham enta goppadi? Ani adigite…. Vivarinchaleni maunam medi. (By 9949862715)
Cellphone oka Devalayam sms danilone Devudu Sms pampe valu pujari Sms chadive Vallu Bakthulu Chadivi sms cheyani vallu Temple Bayata ADUKKUNE VALLU(By CHAKRI)
Ni navvula varsham kuristhe.. Jeevithantham thadustha…Ni hrudaya sagaramlo alanai vastha.. Prema ane sunami srustistha…preminche manasu lenappudu akarshinche andham endhuku..ni manassu karugadhani telusu.. na paina prema puttdani telusu.. aina ni kosam neerikshistha cheli…
B.tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav, MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav.
Maata maatatho cherevaraku ye maata anukodhu thanu paatouthanani …. manasu manasutho chere varaku ye manasuku theliyadhu adhi premouthundhani
Chirunavvula varamisthava chithinundi nadichosthanu …. maru janmaku maatisthava ye kshaname maranisthanu
Neevu Vontariga vuntae, Naenu Nee Needai Vunta… Neevu Aedavalanu kuntae, Naenu Nee Bhujaannai Vunta… Neevu Kaugilinchukovalanukuntae, Naenu Nee Taladindai Vunta… Neevu Santoshanga vundalanukuntae, Nee pedavipai chirunavunai Vunta…
Puvvulalo naa Rojavi Nuvvu… Kannulalo naa kantipapavi Nuvvu… Vajralalo naa kohinoorvi Nuvvu… Naralalo pravahinchae naa raktanivi nuvvu… Cheekatlalo naa chiru divvevu Nuvvu…
Prema kosam prakulade varu kondaru… Preme lokam anukone varu kondaru…. Preme Geevitham anukone varu kondaru… NuveNaa Praanam anukone Peechi vanni nenu… Nuve lekapothe Brathikunna Shevani nenu… Nuvu nanu cherakapoina . ekkadina santhoshanga untavani Aashisthu…….
Sneham cheyi haddu leakundaa..Manninchu moesam cheayakundaa..Nammakaanni unchu anumaaninchakundaa..Kalasi undu eppatiki vidipoekundaa..
Kanulu neevi kanneeru naadi..Hrudayam needi savvadi naadi..Suvaasan needi sughandam naadi..Sneha bandhammaatram mana iddaridi..
Naaku nuvvante kopam,Naa manasuni naaku duram chesavani…Nenante naaku kopam,Nee premaloe nannu nenu marachi poetunnaanani…
Gunde chappudu karuvaite yemautundo teliyadukaani…Nee gontu chappudu vinakapote kottukonantundi naa gunde!!
Sneham honey kanna Sweetest.Sneham evarest kanna Tallest.Sneham moon kanna Coolesy.Sneham adi neevaite Greatest.Mana Sneham eppudu elage vundalani naa Request.
Grahambel found telephone.Edison found electricity.Marconi found radio.Columbus found america.nuvvu matram thini paduko…
Ninnu eshtapadindi naa manasu..Neevu nannu cheyaku alusu..Ninnu adaganule naa medalo kattamani golusu..Marinkenduku aalochana echeyi nee manasu…
Gali veEste aripoyedhi “deepam” Roju gadiste Ralipoyedhi “Pushpam” melukuva vaste cherigipoydi “swapnam” BUT,Pralayam vachina cheraganidhi “sneham”
nidurinche vela nayanamlo oka kala aa kalani chustu gundello spandinche oka prathibimbam kala karigipoyeloga prathibimbabanni chethiloki thisuko nestham
Enta gaali veechindo! Enta vaana kurisindo! Naa kanta neeru aagaledu! Nee jnaapakaalu naalo cheragaledu!
Kanulaloni rupamaa! Manasuloeni mounamaa! Chupulaloeni bhaavamaa! Maatalaloeni madhurimaa! Sneahaaniki chirunaamaa! Adi neeve Oh! Neastamaa!!
Neevu dooraanna vunna,Naa daggaraga vunnavanna bhaavana…Enduko telusa!Neevunnadi Naa talapullo kaadu naa swaasaloe…
Nee parichayam ane vaanaloe naa manasu tadisindi.. Nee talapula jwaramtoe naa tanuvu onikindi. Premanea mandu neevu poeste, naa manasu.. Mamatala manchampai seda teerutaanantundi.
All:
Life Spent with someone for lifetime may be meaningless, but a few moments spent with someone who really cares means more than a life time…
If someone dies early people say god loves them very much, but you are still on earth it means someone on earth loves you more than god…
Perfect Description of trust: “Trusting a person is giving someone the ability to destroy you completely… But having the confidence they won’t…
Greatest gift you can give to someone is your time, because when you give someone your time you are giving them a portion of your life that you never get back…
Even if your SMS is not coming I think you are sending but it’s undelivered! Even if you are not calling I think you are trying but Network is busy, because believing is most important…
When god helps you in trouble, you believe his ability. But when he doesn’t help you, don’t mistake him bcoz those times he believes in your ability…
Difficulties in life don’t come to destroy you, but to help you realize your hidden potential let the difficulties know that you are much tough…
A nor mal Person prays two god “Don’t give me problems” But a great person prays to god “Give me the power two face the problems”…
The Ultimate words: “God gave me nothing I wanted He gave me everything I Needed”
If everything in life is happening as you wish you are lucky, If not you are very lucky because things are happening as per god’s wish…
What is the difference between your smile and my smile? You smile when you are happy and I smile when I am happy so keep smiling to keep me smiling…
The Toughest character in this world is acting as a friend to your lover, you aren’t able to express your loving words and you can’t speak as friendly too!
An Intelligent saying: Love is one beautiful forest where even the most brave lions are defeated by beautiful deers…
Sweetest part in life is two carry all the memories in life but the toughest part is two stay away for a long time from the person who is behind those memories…
When daylight turned into darkened hue, the lovely stars are hinting at you, Ur heartbeat tells you something true, that someone somewhere is missing you…
Kannada SMS:
Elli manasirutto alli hrudaya irute… Elli Hrudaya Irutto Alli Preeti Irute… Elli Preeti Irutto Alli Novirutte…. Elli Novirutto Alli IODEX hachi sariyagutte…
Jeevanadalli Preeti Prema Friends Hana yalla Baruthey Hoguthhey… But Omme Murida “HALLU” matthe barolla adukey helthidini time to time SMS Kalsi….
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